All Aboard The Wentz Wagon...

And with the 2nd pick of the 2016 NFL Draft, our fates as Philadelphia Eagles fans are sealed. Let’s get it you pumpkin pie haircutted freak! This goofy looking Ginger will the the sole reason for happiness or despare for at least the next 5 years. So let’s hop on the Wentz Wagon together, because this journey will be much like embarking in a Conestoga Wagon on the Oregon Trail. Either we ride joyfully into the promise land, or we die of the shits not even halfway through the voyage. Nothing in between.

I’m rooting for the kid. Let’s hope that 1.5 of playing in 5 years at 1-AA ND State is enough experience to begin dominating at the next level.